newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

incision:

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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accurate







  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh


yungdiane:

"so why do you want the job?"

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tastefullyoffensive:

Smile for the camera! [x]




expectation vs reality

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lion:

STOP




carrotwithasweettooth:

little-millies-world-of-stuffs:

reservoir-fantasy:

bjmonk:

How can a teacher get mad at you for being late if a staircase changes direction while you’re in the middle of it?? There’s no tellin’ where it leaves you, and Hogwarts is a giant castle..

#I can just imagine Sirius & James #running late for their first class #when suddenly #the staircase changes direction #Sirius’ telling James #that they should just skip class #because the staircase said so #and so they toured the castle #when suddenly #they saw a boy #who has light brown hair and scars cutting across his face #running towards them #asking which direction the Potions Class is being taught #James’ being all confident says #it’s this way, come, we’ll guide you #while Sirius is hiding his grin #because really #it’s their first day #how would they memorize all the passageways in just one night #and so all day they circled around the castle #getting lost #finding their way back #discovering secret passages #all the while sealing a bond of friendship that will never break

the tags made me cry

the tags are perfect!




kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

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internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS

squidyword:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did


he doesn’t look very mchappy